I eat ice cream, a thong to ping,
it’s dashed my hopes of every thing
‘coz it is no wonder, because it is a fail
I eat all the ice cream, eat it by the pail.
I’m now wearing bloomers
living with my cellulite you see
Big old-fashioned bloomers
with elastic just above the knee.
…I eat the sweet? I have a scheme
I have a scheme, I’ll go fat-free?
To help me through, disparity
hence my hesitation, it might take a while
eating all the ice cream, really makes me smile
I’m now wearing bloomers
living with the cellulite that’s me
big old stretchy bloomers
even though I know I hold the key…
…I eat the sweet? I have a scheme.
(Key change: Come along now, sing up in the back rows.)
I have a dream, I’ll give up wheat?
All my will power … left in Crete
The freezer I will plunder,
there’s no need to start, fortunately ice cream
doesn’t make you … hiccup
Hence I’m wearing bloomers
living with my cellulite that’s free
classy, sassy bloomers
great if you’ve had several cups of tea.
I eat the sweet? I’m not that lean.
Now here’s the scheme ..Tear-a-miss u
I failed again, so, so can you
It’s a total wonder, it’s the holy grail
tiramisu bombeee and a spoon to scale.
I believe in corsets,
bigger drawers in every drawer for me,
I believe in corsets, sadly I know what is right for me
A pud to glean? Yummy ice cream!
A little sweet… a canapé
A little treat, what’s more to say?
I used mascarpone
and Khalua mixed with cold coffee
melon ball size ice cream,
and some crumbs of chocolate cake suit me
It tastes so neat
Underwear defeat!
Devoured before I could take the final photos!
Toot toot x
ice cream magazine 
Too funny! Gorgeous photos — as always.
You are so hilarious! And the tiramisu ice cream looks and sounds delicious!
Amazing again, as always..
I loved the recipe and the words!
You’re so funny. The ice cream looks great😋💗
Hilarious!
This is love! ❤
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Can you just be my neighbor and we can enjoy this together every day? I love this!! Fabulous!
I would love this in my life!!
love it 🙂
I love everything about this! 😀
💖💖💖💖💖
The picture look delicious.
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You’re hilarious! I will take one of each and bloomers…lol
Looks Delicious!
Looks amazing!!
Looks fantastic. I’m new and just love your site. Followed you. This site is more than just photos.
Love this! Can’t wait to try it myself.
Wowww absolutely NOMNOM !!
Great post! And they look scrumptious – must try these!
I will definitely put this on the menu for my next dinner party!! Thank you.
great rhymes and recipe!
I sang the whole thing! Love it!!!
This is hilarious! And so true… 😋
Perfect for my day’s taste. 👍❤️